Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
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I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
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I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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