what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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