I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
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i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
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Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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