Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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