I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
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