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My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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