Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize