I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
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