u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
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The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
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I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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