when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
They have beer where we have blood.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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