# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
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