Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
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I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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