she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
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