This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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