so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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