Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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