Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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