i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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