Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
Church boner. Awkwardddd
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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