So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
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