so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
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his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
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I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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