i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
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gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
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Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
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