I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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