How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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