i just wanna soil my oats bro
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
Randomize
