You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
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part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
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well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
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