How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
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I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
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I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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