Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
high people should be assigned attendants
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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