even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
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I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
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He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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