He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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