But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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