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Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
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