My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
It was confusing and full of hummus
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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