Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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