Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
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I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
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My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
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