so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Church boner. Awkwardddd
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She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
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You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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