When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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