But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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