new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
then he tried to convert me to islam
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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