My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Holy shit dude........stairs
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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