I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Randomize