He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
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Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
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Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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