I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
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He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
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I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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