so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
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Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
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The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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