whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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