I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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