it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I love you. Go after that dick
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