and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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