one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I need to calm my uterus...
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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