I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
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It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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