So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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