This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
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do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
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For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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