thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
Randomize
