I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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