playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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