Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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