Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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